Freezeframe Friday - Leisure Edition



6 comments:

  1. So if I'm travelling light, where do I put my golf clubs?

    And why has the golfer been impaled with a white picket fence?

    Ah well, all this leisure has utterly exhausted me. I'm going to forgo making a pussy joke and just take a nap.

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  2. @Household Goddess:

    So if I'm travelling light, where do I put my golf clubs?

    You could always hide them under a really ornate hat. Carmen Mirada style. It would make you much more fabulous, and get you lots of friends at the airport who know all about hairdressing and interior decor.

    And why has the golfer been impaled with a white picket fence?

    Oh, that's not going it, it's coming out. It's his magic nipple ray.

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  3. It would make you much more fabulous

    Darling, I already so fabulous I can't stand it. :-)

    What do I have to wear to attract wealthy men who want to lavish gifts on me?

    It's his magic nipple ray.

    Ah yes, I remember now. He used it to keep a bunch of Cybermen from invading the links.

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  4. What do I have to wear to attract wealthy men who want to lavish gifts on me?

    Fishnets! And a leather miniskirt. With a big blond wig and too much lipstick.

    Unfortunately, it only works one man at a time.

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  5. It only works one man at a time.

    The Goddess requires multiple partners. Mortal men exhaust so easily.

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  6. I need one bag just for my shoes!

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