tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post3484822835378449965..comments2024-02-10T08:21:19.099+00:00Comments on Kapitano: Freezeframe Friday - Leisure EditionKapitanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-52665151855932302952010-08-14T16:05:46.454+01:002010-08-14T16:05:46.454+01:00I need one bag just for my shoes!I need one bag just for my shoes!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-90697574362387983542010-08-13T19:23:28.327+01:002010-08-13T19:23:28.327+01:00It only works one man at a time.
The Goddess req...<i> It only works one man at a time. </i><br /><br />The Goddess requires multiple partners. Mortal men exhaust so easily.Gandergelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07282534019040801974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-56938577246722385912010-08-13T19:17:37.002+01:002010-08-13T19:17:37.002+01:00What do I have to wear to attract wealthy men who ...<i>What do I have to wear to attract wealthy men who want to lavish gifts on me?</i><br /><br />Fishnets! And a leather miniskirt. With a big blond wig and too much lipstick.<br /><br />Unfortunately, it only works one man at a time.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-67071941185870140132010-08-13T17:37:56.438+01:002010-08-13T17:37:56.438+01:00It would make you much more fabulous
Darling, I ...<i>It would make you much more fabulous </i><br /><br />Darling, I already so fabulous I can't stand it. :-)<br /><br />What do I have to wear to attract wealthy men who want to lavish gifts on me?<br /><br /><i>It's his magic nipple ray.</i><br /><br />Ah yes, I remember now. He used it to keep a bunch of Cybermen from invading the links.Gandergelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07282534019040801974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-67412621250360190762010-08-13T17:18:47.012+01:002010-08-13T17:18:47.012+01:00@Household Goddess:
So if I'm travelling ligh...@Household Goddess:<br /><br /><i>So if I'm travelling light, where do I put my golf clubs?</i><br /><br />You could always hide them under a <i>really</i> ornate hat. Carmen Mirada style. It would make you much more fabulous, and get you lots of friends at the airport who know all about hairdressing and interior decor.<br /><br /><i>And why has the golfer been impaled with a white picket fence? </i><br /><br />Oh, that's not going it, it's coming out. It's his magic nipple ray.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-84887905470956794742010-08-13T16:25:55.293+01:002010-08-13T16:25:55.293+01:00So if I'm travelling light, where do I put my ...So if I'm travelling light, where do I put my golf clubs? <br /><br />And why has the golfer been impaled with a white picket fence? <br /><br />Ah well, all this leisure has utterly exhausted me. I'm going to forgo making a pussy joke and just take a nap.Gandergelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07282534019040801974noreply@blogger.com