Facepalm Friday - Devolved Thought


This Facepalm Friday comes entirely from Missing Universe Museum, a site which tries to prove Christianity by disproving evolution. Thus they fail basic logic as well as basic biology and basic theology.

They helpfully give a list of questions no evolutionist should be able to answer, including:
Which evolved first, male or female?


Just let that sink in for a moment.

It's just so awesomely dumb, it deserves repeating. And so they do.

If you don't believe God created all living things, male and female, in 6 days....How many millions of years was it between the first male and the first female?


Moving on, they manage to fail basic geology too.

Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?


Now, I've read a lot of opinions (and a few books) arguing against the central tenants of Darwin's theory. So far, there's not been a single one that understood the theory, but it's rare to find that lack of understanding so completely encapsulated in once sentence.

Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?


How can they possibly top that? Well they can. By forgetting probably the most basic fact of life.

If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?


Yes, they've forgotten that things die.

It's good to know that some of the insane community isn't just obsessed with presidential birth certificates, denying medicine to those who need it most, or Rube Goldberg methods of demolishing skyscrapers.

They devote their lives to attacking the single best evidenced scientific theory in the world, one they fail to grasp despite its amazing simplicity...and one which doesn't affect their lives one little bit.

And as an extra added bonus, they also offer a million dollar prize to anyone who can "prove evolution" by naming five living transitional forms between any two species. So all you need to get rich is bring four species back from the dead.

Jesus! Facepalm!





2 comments:

  1. Ooh! Ooh! I want a million dollars!

    I've got 5 examples of living transitional forms between species:

    1. George Bush--the transition between baboon and human being.

    2. Dick Cheyney--the transition between angry chimpanzee and human being.

    3. Rush Limbaugh--the transition between jackass and primate.

    4. Cher--the transition between humans and robots. Cyborg!

    5. Celine Dion--the transition between French and Canadian, two very different sub species of homo sapiens, and widely imitated by homo sexuals and drag artists.

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  2. Rush Limbaugh

    Do you remember a cartoon called The Hare Bear Bunch?

    Take a look, and compare the fat, stupid zookeeper with the fat, stupid Mr Limbaugh. It's spooky.


    Cher--the transition between humans and robots. Cyborg!

    I thought that would be Ann Coulter.


    Celine Dion

    Sometimes I think I must be straight. 'Cos I find Celine Dion totally unmemorable.

    But then, I never really liked Kylie Minogue either. Or showtunes.

    I'm not gay. I just have sex with men quite a lot.

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