If there is a heaven, it consists in having your aching feet in a bucket of slightly-too-hot water.

Having the water topped up occasionally by nubile Indian boys with cheeky smiles would make it perfect.


  1. Peace pipe Indian or Curry Indian?

    In addition to topping the hot water, they ought to be massaging your feet while you smoke a peace pipe and eat curry dishes.

  2. Definitely the spicy kind of Indian. I'll chow down on their curries...though if they want me to smoke their pipes, that's good too. :-S