Funny you should say that. The darling little pooch left a brown package on my bedroom floor, which I slipped on, and brought the laptop crashing to the ground.
The shoes are on the lawn outside, waiting to be cleaned.
I hope you didn't injure yourself or your laptop. Clearly, the dog was plotting your destruction for some offense you've committed. You were probably late feeding them; that'll teach you ;)
What happened?
ReplyDeleteI had to cover my eyes.
It's too horrible to describe.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if your dog and my psycho cat ever met. They’d probably ban together and destroy humanity.
ReplyDeleteThe dog left you present in your shoes!!! The horror! The horror!
ReplyDelete@Eroswings:
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that. The darling little pooch left a brown package on my bedroom floor, which I slipped on, and brought the laptop crashing to the ground.
The shoes are on the lawn outside, waiting to be cleaned.
Ha! Ha! Ha! And Ouch!
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't injure yourself or your laptop. Clearly, the dog was plotting your destruction for some offense you've committed. You were probably late feeding them; that'll teach you ;)