Comfortably Dumb


I've got a short story three quarters written but I've a nasty feeling it's rubbish. I've also got an essay half written about the different things we mean when we say a singer is "good" or "bad"...but I've got a nasty feeling I'm completely wrong.

So seeing as I don't have anything else to post, here's a further selection of fundie quotes. Today's theme: History.

"genetics and manipulating DNA/Embryos, etc., was the reason for the Flood."
- Guy4God

"So what creationists know but many people who call themselves scienctists don't know is:
1) That the earth was created out of water."
- Carico

"Hitler was a evolutionist."
- asbesttes

"Hitler was a genius who gave the people what they wanted, a scapegoat. He went slightly further than neccesary, but in the end he was ther greatest leader of his time. People should look up to him."
- khazul

"in actuality, a satanic counterfeit church mirroring true Christianity conducted the horrors of the Inquisition."
- Buzzardhut

"Before the flood the air was heavier, and richer. With the changes of the flood, dinosaurs could not live. (except for the deep water types, like Loch Ness Monster). Therefore they were killed in the flood. They might have been part of the Almighty's original creation, or they might have been the results of genetic experiments. No, Atheists did not put them there."
- hasse_john

"The world was created by a giant cube. The giant cube gave us life and the power to be good or evil"
- manning62


4 comments:

  1. Yep, it's official... humanity is stupid. The only exception is those of us who read this blog. :)

    Be interested to hear your thoughts on what makes a "good" singer.

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  2. Giant cube!?! The Borg gave us life!?!

    They probably crashed in China, which explains why most Asians are super smart and look alike. That was probably the same cube they used for the Beijing Olympics swimming and diving events!

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  3. @TardisGirl:

    It does make you wonder why the Doctor likes us so much.

    I'll try to knock my thoughts into shape for you.


    @Eroswings:

    Do Asians say Europeans and Americans are all dumb and look alike?

    There's passages in the bible which suggest both heaven and hell are cubes. In Revelation 21:16, heaven is 1400 miles along each corner.

    And of course there's TimeCube.

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  4. "Do Asians say Europeans and Americans are all dumb and look alike?"

    Only if we happen to be blonde, big chested, pop singing sTARTlets!

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