Friday on My Mind


Monday:

Passing a phone box, I noticed someone had carefully graffiti'd inside:

Lou=K=
WILL
BE
MISSED
4 EVA


Someone called Luke (or Louis K?) has died? And this is a friend's spontaneous eulogy? If so, I've been to a few funerals where family members said flattering things about the one in the box, but these words seemed one hell of a lot more genuine.

Unless Lou K is a soap character who's been retired, or a pop star who's gone to jail, or a "viral" advert for a game, in which case it's demeaning junk.

If my hot date tomorrow turns out to be an axe murderer, I'd prefer to be remembered in graffiti - if possible in full view of people who're offended by its presence.

Tuesday:

My hot date was not an axe murderer.

Axe murderers don't cancel. Humph.

Wednesday:

Met a nice young man. He's smart, cute, informed...and having experimented with gay sex once and enjoyed it...doesn't feel the need to try it again.

Thursday:

Met a nice young man. He's smart, cute, informed...and has a boyfriend.

Friday Update:

My gay sometime fuckbuddy is spending the day exhausted in bed. I didn't ask what exhausted him.

My straight sometime fuckbuddy is...drunk.

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here.

Friday Update Update:

After spending the day in bed, my gay sometime fuckbuddy was no longer exhausted.

Though now he is again. Heh heh heh.

5 comments:

  1. Perhaps your date had some people to murder with an axe, thus he had to cancel. You should count yourself lucky!

    That is a nice tribute, if Lou K really did pass away...So, you want us to tag Buckingham Palace in your memory?

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  2. You could be right about the date. All the stuff about his wife being home unexpectedly could be cover.

    Come to think of it, I get loads of married men...far more than you'd expect statistically. I've never met the wives...and they all use the wives as excuses. Hmmmm.

    I read in the paper about a teenage "Luke" who'd died suddenly, with tributes from friends.

    He was also rather handsome. Is it wrong to have lustful thoughts about a dead teen boy while his girlfriend is still mourning?

    Probably slightly bad taste.

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  3. Is it wrong to have lustful thoughts about a dead teen boy while his girlfriend is still mourning?

    Not if nobody knows about it.

    Ooops. Too late.

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  4. After spending the day in bed, my gay sometime fuckbuddy was no longer exhausted.

    Though now he is again. Heh heh heh.

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    Is it wrong to have lustful thoughts about a dead teen boy while his girlfriend is still mourning?

    did these occur simultaneously?

    If affirmative then

    =

    Probably slightly bad taste.

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  5. Your friend is tried again? Is it because he was out spraying graffiti on telephone booths in your honor?

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