Kapitano

Who was it remarked that alcohol increased your desire do to the very things it took away your ability to do?

Well the perversities of fermented fruit are greater and more subtle than that, because the best time to do mindless exercise on your new skiing machine is when you're alone and intoxicated - a state which also vastly increases your appetite for carbohydrate-rich foodstuffs - bread, pasta, rice and chocolate biscuits.

With the result that I'm not sure right now whether I feel sick because I'm pissed out of my skull, or because I'm stuffed with extra-large portions of spaghetti in sweet-and-sour sauce.