There's a line in the film Snatch, spoken by no less a luminary than Vinny Jones. For those who don't know, Mr Jones is a former soccer player turned occasional actor, whose popularity (or not) in both professions was based around his absurd hypermasculine image. And like everything hypermasculine, it was camp as tits, suggestive as a sausage, and gay as a treeful of pink monkeys on nitrous oxide.
"Midnight Meat Train"?! I rest my case.
The line? Oh yes. He says, "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
All of which unreasonably long intro means...it's time for a mercifully brief Facepalm Friday! With a gay theme!
Four of these quotes are from Youtube comments and one is from an elected political representative. See if you can guess which is which.
"WHAT ????!
PET SHOP BOYS ARE GAY ??? :("
- loliman777 (musicoligist and cultural theorist)
"god doesn't like homos - he finds them awfully irritating."
- dirtyskank007 (theologin, 007 agent and, um, dirty skank)
"i can be friends with gay but i dont like when some 1 stand behing me lol"
- ghhf1 (logician and humourist)
"How gives a shit about mixed up gay people. Fuck them."
- Machtvollkommenheit (grammarian and psychologist)
"If we embrace homosexuality as a proper basis for marriage, we are saying that it's possible to have a marriage state that in principle excludes procreation and is based simply on the premise of selfish hedonism."
- Alan Keyes (some random whackjob)
Alan Keyes is a jackass. Vinny Jones should give him an ass kicking!
ReplyDeleteI remember Vinny Jones from Euro Trip! Dude was hilarious. Then he was the Juggernaut!
I wonder how family dinners go when his lesbian daughter comes around.
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