No One Told You It Was Gonna Be This Way

There's two kinds of friends. Those who tell you what you want to hear, and those who tell you what you need to know.

Oh, there's also those who just need you to listen to them telling you things, but friend isn't quite the word for them.

Which is odd, because most friends are like that.


  1. Then it's time to get new friends!!!

    Which type of friend is the one you get to bang?

  2. The kind with quotation marks around them.

    As in Oh I see you've got a new young "friend"!