After three days of headaches and swearing at computers, I'm back online. And so exhausted I'm going offline for twelve hours.

An alien anthropologist might think computers invented humans to be their slaves.


  1. Welcome back! Perhaps if you were nicer to your computer, it wouldn't cut you off from it's services.

    Human anthropologists play a guessing game when it comes to ancient cultures. They'll find the same thing alien anthropologists find when they probe the human anus: Crap.

  2. Make that its services, not it's. Just be sure to use protection lest you catch a computer virus. That's how the human form Cylons started.