What's the difference between an eyeroll, a facepalm and a headdesk?

An eyeroll is watching a TV show you dislike, just so you can rant about it on the internet.

A facepalm is having a place on the internet specifically for people who watch a certain TV show they dislike just so they can rant about it.

A headdesk is a post on such a site like this one:

"The only thing weirder than the Birthers are the anti-Birthers, who blame the Birthers for being conspiracy theorists yet actively feed the conspiracy by refusing to call for President Obama to release his birth certificate."
- "puck30"


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  1. We're number one!
    We're number one!
    We're number one!

    in the number of nutcases in a society! Good Lord, this is the other side of freedom of speech (and lack of a secret police), the crazies have access to the internet! They've gone from rambling on the street corners to being stupid on the world wide web.

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  2. Indeed. We used to lock up our lunatics in cages or asylums, and charge visitors to look at them being crazy. Same thinking as behind the freak show.

    Now, lunatics build their own cages - webpages and discussion forums - and we can look at them for free.

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  3. I'm going to start charging admission.

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  4. They've gone from rambling on the street corners to being stupid on the world wide web.
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