Streetwise Sunday - Christmas Come Early Edition

Yes, I do believe in Santa Claus! And I can prove He exists!

Walking home I found, within five minutes of each other...a glove and half a fizzy drink.

Followed by something to go with the fizzy drink - two chicken mayo half sandwiches.

Followed by something to wash them both down with - half a can of coke.

If I have food poisoning tomorrow, I shall also believe in the devil.


  1. I worry about you. Farming is supposed on a farm, not on the streets.

    Captcha: ulsot - the condition you'll suffer if you eat any of the above.