People leave a lot of clothes on the street - I still haven't worked out why. And a lot of them are shoes, and a lot of them are children's shoes. From which I can conclude, either:
(1) Large numbers of young children are being kidnapped by aliens, using a matter transmission beam which leaves shoes behind, or
(2) Kids get bored with really bad, tasteless, nonpractical shoes hurting their feet, and throw them away when the parent isn't looking.
Unless of course it's just one child who gets a lot of shoes, and doesn't like any of them.
I see a lot of kids wearing Crocs.
ReplyDeleteI want to go up to them, forcibly remove their offensive footwear and throw the shoes into the street.