Distort That Tart in My Nub

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"Blinded by the light.
Wrapped up like a douche
another runner in the night"
- What I've been hearing all my life

"Blinded by the light.
Revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night."
- What Manfred Mann is actually singing, in Blinded by the Light

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"Go and get stuff.
Go and get stuff.
Go and get rough."
- What I now can't help hearing

"Going gets tough.
Going gets tough.
Going gets rough."
- What Billy Ocean actually sings in When the going gets tough

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"The name was Paddy,
But now he's gay."
- What I hear

"Your name was Patty,
But now it's Kay."
- What Alexander O'Neal actually sings in Fake

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"J'suis Tu."
- What I hear

"Just we two."
- What's actually sung bu Modern Talking, in Just We Two

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