About one second in the mind of Kapitano:

I should put something on the blog. Oh I know, I'll go on a date and write it up.

That's not why people go on dates.

Oh yeah.

And I don't like going on dates.

Oh yeah.

And I'm happily single.

Oh right, yeah. I forgot that.


7 comments:

  1. That's a lot of thoughts in one second!

    A second in my mind would be like, Huh?...I need more time to compose coherent thoughts!

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  2. Well, it might have been two seconds.

    It can take two seconds to have an idea, but an hour to put it into words.

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  3. You would martyr yourself on a date just so we’d have something to read?

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  4. You would martyr yourself on a date just so we’d have something to read?

    It might not be a martyring experience. Some books speculate that a date might go well - ending in flowers, chocolates and marriage. And chocolates are good.

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  5. Don't believe everything you read. My one and only real "date" ended in food poisoning. Even worse, there was no chocolate!

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  6. @AnonyFem :-)

    My last real date resulted in us both getting food poisoning...from different sources. Mine was a celebratory burger from a late night fast food joint after we'd said goodnight. I'm not sure where his came from - but he blamed it on our goodnight kiss.

    It was therefore a few weeks before we met up again.

    Details, if you really want them, here.

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