Tubular Hells


What happens when a basically decent but dimwitted person falls under the spell of people who are neither? Put it another way, what happens when someone who doesn't want to hate anyone is under peer pressure to hate you?

They compromise. They find ways to fudge and fit their temperament around their beliefs.

And then they send me messages like this:

i know you dont believe in god because you are homosexual but just because god doesnt approve of your homosexuality doesnt mean he doesnt have unconditional love for you. i could see god welcoming you into heaven even if you are homosexual if you pray hard and read up on him instead of going on all these christian videos trying to discourage christians of their faiths. you still have a chance and although you really dont believe in him, maybe try to go to church. god loves you and even though you are the way you are, i dont hate you, i care about you too even though i dont know you. i just want the best for everyone. please just try to imagine a man, with nails in his hands and feet, a crown of thorns, hanging on a hot wooden cross with his gashes infecting. he could have ended that all but he loves you. just imagine


6 comments:

  1. I wonder if the person who wrote that knows why I do not believe in god or gods. Is it because I enjoy sex and practice it even if I'm not married?

    Damn, we are doomed.

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  2. Looks like it's time to cut someone out of your life.

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  3. MJ's right. It's time to leave the crazy people--they'll only make you crazy in the end.

    It takes great strength and wisdom to be able to stand on your own and do what you want and live the way you want.

    Your life is your own--don't let other people tell you how to live it!

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  4. @peloslocos: I wonder if the person who wrote that knows why I do not believe in god or gods. Is it because I enjoy sex and practice it even if I'm not married?

    Either that or you're possessed by horny little devils. Or is that the same thing?



    @MJ: Looks like it's time to cut someone out of your life.

    I didn't invite him in. He just posted the comment to my youtube account - presumably after reading one of my devastatingly witty takedowns of one of is fellow loons.

    I sent him a polite response, explaining exactly why his, erm, arguments were unpersuasive. He wrote back to the effect that I was beyond help.



    @Eroswings: It's time to leave the crazy people--they'll only make you crazy in the end.

    Oh but they're so adorable!. And they're all obsessed with gay sex, just like me ;-).

    It takes great strength and wisdom to be able to stand on your own and do what you want and live the way you want.

    Oh, right. [Preens].

    Personally I just can't be bothered to fit in.

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  5. So the way to get into heaven is to pray hard and study up? What, does this guy think St. Peter hands out exam papers at the pearly gates?

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  6. If St. Peter doesn't have an exam paper, what's the point in Sunday School?

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