Mork Calling Orson

The short version of last night is: Too much alchohol, too much flirting, too much money spent combining into a vague creeping melancholy, later drowned in fried food.

The morning seems better though, with my new mp3 player arriving. Nice design, warm sound and no hassle.
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The conservative party are sending me junk mail. How did that happen?!

I do know someone who managed to get himself off a junk mail list. He drew skulls, knives dripping blood, and swear words over each page of the brochere they sent, and mailed it back to the sender with a note saying if they sent him any more of their *&^%ing !£$%{@<:ing junk he'd sue them into bankruptcy.

Never recieved anything from them ever again. It's got to be worth a try.
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I'm not the only one turning into Orson Wells - CW is gruff and snuffly too.

I'm spending my gravely time writing lyrics that might be singable and might make sense when I turn back into Truman Capote.
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Mother says she's seen my old mp3 player somewhere this week. Bugger.

2 comments:

  1. Two MP3 players are better than 3 in a bush... Or something.
    Strange I never saw you as a Truman Capote type. And lay off the damn fried food! Bad, bad BAD! Seriously. Especially as they use Hydrogenated vegatable oil...

    www.bantransfats.com

    erm. Deja Vu

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  2. Quote from Truman Capote: "Did you ever wonder how I look so young? Well I'll tell you. Eight hours sleep a night, a complete vegetable diet, and lots, and lots, of makeup."

    So...maybe not so much like me. Apart from being short, a bit artistic and something of a slut.

    Transfats. Scary, and everywhere.

    Fried food. A few days ago, I got halfway through writing up my theory of 'spiraling addictions' - addiction to things that temporarily help with a problem, then make that same problem much worse in the long term.

    High fat food (chips, burgers) and high sugar food (chocolate, sweets) are great for lifting the spirits for a few minutes. Then, whether through insulin release, guilt or whatever, sink the spirits right back down again.

    It can be applied to some psychological addictions (habits, cravings) too.

    I'm very well aware that I have developed a decidedly destructive set of psychological spiraling addictions. To sex and food mainly.

    They're not major psychiatric problems of course. Probably everyone has something like them. But they're messing up my life and health and I can't find a way to short circuit them.

    I ought to post about it properly soon.

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