The Famous Mr Head


I didn't have the use of my mouth for the first half of my birthday - a mysterious woman who never took off her mask made it go all numb and floppy.

So I spent the second half doing as much with my mouth as possible to make up. I ate and drank, talked, argued, ate and drank some more, chewed a pencil, clucked my tongue, spoke a great number of words to comrades huddled around a pub table...and you'll never guess what other exercise it got afterwards.

Oh, you guessed.

More when my brain starts functioning again, or the room stops spinning.

1 comment:

  1. Correct me if I'm wrong but don't women in general make you go all floppy?

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