Chicken...Bucket

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“In our day the conventional element in literature is elaborately disguised by a law of copyright pretending that every work of art is an invention distinctive enough to be patented.”
- Northrop Frye

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Happy Russian Christmas!

What? No, it seems the Russian Orthodox Church has a different Christmas to the rest of the world. Theirs is on January 7th.

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Today's insight: If you eat nothing all day, then at 4pm tuck into a breakfast of fried chicken and chips, you will be ill afterwards.

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Today's gay porn film: Position Impossible.

Not to be confused with Positions Impossible - an instructional Ju Jitsu set, or Missionary Position: Impossible, which is porn, but straight so not nearly as witty.

More smile-inducing porn titles (for laugh-inducing porn) here. Though sadly "Boyback Mountin'" turns out not to be a real film. At least, not yet.

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Today's word: Exsufflation

You know when you dismiss something as trivial by blowing through loose lips? It may be accompanied by a sweeping away gesture with the hand.

Have you ever wondered what that strange dismissive action is called? Me neither, but now you know.

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Today's challenge: Use the verb "Sufflate" in casual conversation.

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Can someone please tell me when I signed a record deal? And when I became a pop star?

You can (if you really want to) download six of my old songs here...to use as ringtones!

Five of the songs aren't what I'd call complete failures, so someone must have gone through my available back catalogue and selected some okay tracks. It might have been nice if they'd asked me, but nevermind.

They are all in the public domain - on Songfight and here, but oddly not here.

So, there's a few dozen people in the world who, probably quite briefly, had me playing on their phones.

There's four there from Camy too.

It's simultaneously a little bit strange, a little bit flattering, and quite a lot embarrassing - and not because there's a link to "Sexy Videos Of Kapitano".

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