Three unimportant, unrelated, and unworthy announcements:
First, today is 10/10/10. The perfect ten, you might say. Like Floor 13, avenue 666, people being 100 years old and being the millionth customer, there's no mystery about it - just keep counting and you'll get there eventually.
But I'm disappointed there's no numerologist claiming it means the end of the world or the dawn of a new age. From what I read, all the cranks are too busy campaigning for the American mid-term elections.
Second, it is now possible to have sex with your laptop.
Technology, capitalism and sex - the unholy trinity.
Third, NaNoWriMo is on the horizon again, and I have a vague impulse to do something about it again. I get a lot of vague impulses. Does that make me vague or impulsive?
A laptop dildo? As if people don't all ready waste enough time online looking at porn?
ReplyDeleteIs it Window compatible? Will there be a need to update drivers? And what's the risk of getting electrocuted during a lightning storm?
@Eroswings: As if people don't all ready waste enough time online looking at porn?
ReplyDeleteThe strange thing about flicking through computer porn is...you can do it for a solid hour before realising you're not remotely turned on.
Is it Window compatible?
They should charge an extra $10 for the 'Windows 7 Compatible' version.
Seven, Seven,....Seven!
ReplyDeleteHmm. Is it wrong that I just counted male erogenous zones...and came to seven? Except three of them I don't know the names of.
ReplyDeleteANYWAY, thanks for that - it's the most of a Friends episode I think I've ever watched.
(Apart from the Smelly Cat song.)
Sold on the free gift wrapping.
ReplyDeleteSplendid! And if it could be multi-function it would be even better. Say Vibrator/500gb vibe-drive/universal remote. :)
ReplyDelete(Captcha=felsch which is rather too close for comfort to felch).
It gives a new meaning to 'external hard drive'.
ReplyDelete(Captcha: Slogine, which is presumably another word for 'thong')