The Unbearable Truth about Kapitano

A copy of "The History of Psychology" falls through a timewarp. The introduction reads:

In the 19th century, psychology was all about child abuse and buried resentment. In the 20th, it was concerned mainly with how to manipulate others while avoiding manipulation. In the 21st century however, it matured into the precise sciene we've had for the last five centuries.

You are a Brainy Girl!

Whether you're an official student or a casual learner, you enjoy hitting the books.

You know a little bit about everything, and you're always dying to know more.

For a guy to win your heart, he's got to share some of your intellectual interests.

A awesome book collection of his own doesn't hurt either!

You Are the Very Gay Bert and Ernie!

Two grown puppets living together, sleeping in the same room?

They've even got coordinating striped shirts!

The Ultimate Death Survey

What do you think happens after you die? You rot

Do you believe in heaven? No

Do you believe in hell? No

Do you think you will be judged after you die? No

How many people would attend your funeral? Fourteen

Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral? Laugh

What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills? Shot

What should be written on your tombstone? Too Late Now

Would you rather die childless or divorced? Childless

Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? Afternoon

If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to? My best friend

What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral? Dead ones

On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember? The time I realised I didn't have to be polite to bastards

Have you ever watched someone die? No

What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?

How often do you think about death? 1.3 times a month

Is fear of dying your number one fear? No

Do you believe in reincarnation? No

Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead? Yes

Do you consider life short or long? Short

Do you think you have a soul? No

Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is: Necessary

If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes? Thrown in a bad man's face

Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be? Yes

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You Are a Key Lime Cheesecake

Unconventional and quirky, you live to shock people.

You see the world in very weird ways. Sometimes you even surprise yourself!

You Are Pretty Happy Being Single

You have a full, fun life. And you definitely don't need love to be content.

Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you've been single for a while.

But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You're life is too good to settle for anything!

Guys Like That You're Sensitive

And not in that "cry at a drop of a hat" sort of way

You just get most guys - even if you're not trying to

Guys find it is easy to confide in you and tell you their secrets

No wonder you tend to get close quickly in relationships!

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.

Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.

You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.

You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

Your 80s Theme Song Is:

Wild Wild West by The Escape Club

Your Inner European is Italian!

Passionate and colorful.

You show the world what culture really is.

Your Uncommon Name Is:

Donte Modesto Farfan

Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Sensing

You are:

Responsible, ethical, and trustworthy

Loyal, with a sense of roots in your community

Someone who treasures and remembers the past

Adverse to surprises and the unknown

You Are a Glam Rocker!

You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self.

No doubt, you are all about making good music...

But what really gets you going is having an over the top show.

Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in!

Your Brain is Green

Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.

You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.

You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).

You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).

And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.

You Are 53% Addicted to Blogthings

You're a Blogthings fiend - addicted but not totally dependent.

So what if you know your personality type by heart?

And while you may feel like Blogthings is crack...

There are people much worse off than you!


You are "Sleeping"