Kapitano

"Beware of whores who say they don't want money." - William Burroughs


"Satire is a lesson. Parody is a game." - Vladimir Nabokov


"I do not feel that gender is sufficient to explain all of human life." - Camille Paglia


"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." - Eden Phillpotts


"Self-pity is the ugliest emotion." - Stephen Fry