Epitaphs

Things people don't say on their deathbed:

* I really wish I'd spent more time at work.
* I had too much sex.
* I should have worried more about what other people thought of me.
* Too many new experiences, they weren't good for me.
* Everything my parents taught me was absolutely true.

And of course,

* You can't get into too many arguments with morons.

1 comment:

  1. When the time comes for me to go on into the next world, I really hope it's quick & I don't waste on a deathbed with crazy thoughts in my head. I might be mean & make up stories about buried/hidden treasure, just to see who's greedy & starts searching for my imaginary treasure. If I'm dying, I may as well enjoy it & get one last laugh.

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