Slav to the Rhythm

A blog comment that grew into a blog post. Aethelread writes about Slavoj Zizek here, and this is my response.

Ah, you've chosen to write about one of my favourite entertainers. I've seen him speak live several times, and watched several dozen of his presentations on youtube.

And yes, read a bit too - the writing is much more dense and properly philosophical. His latest "big fat book" (his words), Less than Nothing is an attempt to re-present (as opposed to update) Hegel for the modern world.

Some parts, such as his attempt to read the Hegelian Aufheben into the equations of the Higgs Boson, are actually quite embarrassing in their ineptness. But the 'two kinds of idiot' in the introduction - the person who doesn't grasp that some rules are unwritten, versus the one who thinks the folkways of his tribe are the laws of nature - is I think true and helpful.

I was recently a consultant for an upcoming 'intro to marxist philosophy' book, and asked to summarise Zizek's idea. My eventual conclusion was:
"Zizek doesn't have a system. He has a big bag of mostly valid and useful insights into western culture and the left, ranging from major points to intriguing byways to common platitudes.

The trouble is, they're all presented on the same level, as though all were equally important. More than that, they're all phrased as pseudoparadoxes and/or jokes, when they could all be phrased quite clearly and directly.

For instance, he says 'Julius Ceasar had to die to become immortal'. The is fairly trivially true if you interpret it to mean 'The name Caesar could only become a title if its original bearer were dead'.

Zizek is the modern representative of Hegel, in style as well as substance. The genuine insights, the dressed-up platitudes, and the pseudoprofundity of the pseudoparadoxical formulations are all there.

And, having now read some Hegel, I think Hegel also shares the lack of an overarching insight or core. The closest Hegel had to a method (so far as I've been able to read) was the view he retained from medieval christianity of paradox as condition of truth, but I don't think Zizek has retained that. Engels did, Marx didn't, and Lenin vacillated - Zizek is a Hegelian through the prism of Marx.
The 'rational core' of Hegel which Marx claimed to have extracted but somehow never got around to explaining - I'm pretty certain it didn't exist. The geist...was a ghost."
This doesn't mean Zizek is a complete fraud. It means he's like Freud - bursting full of ideas, and the worst thing we can do is treat them as all useful, true, or even meaningful. There's some good stuff in there, but you have to sort through it.

And like Freud, he doesn't intend for us to accept his work uncritically. Freudians and Zizekians of course are a different matter.
steps such as publishing in English rather than their native language – a clear attempt to appeal to a broader audience.
Zizek is fluent in Slovenian, French, German and English. He writes and gives presentations in all these languages. And I'm not sure what's wrong with trying to have broad appeal, especially if one's trying to have a political effect.
an example of an interviewee trolling a journalist
Considering what hacks journalists tend to be, I have absolutely no problems with trying to unsettle them. Or indeed doing a Chris Morris and telling them a pack of lies escalating in absurdity, just to see if they ever catch on.

Remember when Michael Gambon was interviewed by someone worried that he'd once 'played a homosexual'? Gambon said "It wasn't a problem, because I used to be a homosexual. But my doctor made me stop - it was making my eyes water."
[Zizek says] "99% are boring idiots."

for people on the left, support for people...is...the reason we’re leftwingers in the first place.

Having sympathy for downtrodden people isn't the same thing as having respect for their idiotic opinions, even if their idiocy is a result of their downtroddenness.

There's a difference between respecting someone's right to make a choice, and respecting the choice.

leftwing politics is not the exclusive playground of the intelligentsia.

Zizek has never said it is. What he says is that theory is something everyone on the left needs.

On most of anarchist left, there's a deliberate refusal to theorise, on anything. Theory is seen as bourgeois, and a straitjacket. If you've read the publications of the minority of anarchist groups who do go in for theory, it tends to be both micromanaging and highly abstract. Also almost unreadable.

On most of the socialist left - and broadly that means trotskyists, which most of the time means leninists - there's a long standing habit of having a few comrades whose full time job is to produce theory...so that none of the other members need to worry their delicate little heads about it. The ordinary members just need to keep current with the party line, and protest and campaign when head office tells them. Yes, this is the authoritarian left you wrote of.

Zizek is against both of these. For him, (to quote Lenin) "action without theory is blind". The more theory you have, and the more people do it, and the deeper it gets, the less blind you are.

As to whether he's right, that's a good question, but whatever else he is, he's not an intellectual elitest. If you want to criticise Zizek's ideas...criticise Zizek's ideas, or if you think he doesn't have any, critisise that.



Georg, tun das nicht

I have a summer job.

It involves standing in front of a class of German teenagers for three and a half hours a day, trying to make them practice their English.

The fashion in teaching is to speak as little as possible, on the grounds that the less you speak, the more they will.  Obviously that doesn't work.

The fashion is also to avoid teaching grammar - the idea being that the students will learn it by osmosis from just being in England.

Obviously that doesn't work either, especially as when they're not in the classroom, there's no other activities laid on, so they wander around the town in groups...communicating mostly with each other in their own language.

There's a lot of vague theory about how teaching grammar ossifies speech and isn't the 'natural' way to learn a second language, but the real reason is that most teachers don't know much about grammar.

Which is odd, as generally Germans and East Europeans know a great deal about it.

This particular school has also produced its own textbook - which is to say, it's cut and pasted several existing textbooks together into an incoherent mess.

And having sold this mess expensively to all the students, they require teachers to try teaching from it, and only it, on the grounds that if we used a decent textbook, the students might feel ripped off.

Which of course they were. This is the logic of the market.

When I was at university, there was a joke among lecturers that they could do their job a whole lot better without having students around. In the TEFL world, we could all do our job better without the schools.

3.14: Joshua

My second project. It was 1989, I had no drum machine, no effects, no knowledge of EQ and no MIDI.

What I did have was a 4-track Tascam cassette machine, an 8-bit sampling keyboard, a third generation cassette copy of sounds to put in the sampler, a decades-old reel-to-reel tape machine rescued and repaired by my grandfather...and a cheap tape-splicing kit for making tape loops.

Oh, and a (betamax!) video recorder. With a copy of the previous night's movie, the soundtrack of which to be recorded onto the tape machine, to be played back in snippets of the music. My version of vocals.




"Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly."

- Simeon Strunsky




"You know more than you think you do."

- Benjamin Spock




"You cannot be both fashionable and first-rate."

- Logan Pearsall Smith




"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw




"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."

- George Bernard Shaw




"An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable."

- George Bernard Shaw




"The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is."

- George Bernard Shaw


3.14: Space Mix

The usual way to get over the loss of your youth is to try reliving it. I spent most of my youth making music. Or rather, musicalised sound.

Most of it hasn't survived, and most of what survived isn't very good, and most of the good stuff has terrible sound quality. Which leaves about 15 tracks of fairly listenable quality...that you'd actually want to listen to. Once, at any rate.

I've found the cassette dumps, digitised them, cleaned up the sound as much as I can...and now I'm going to post them.

I'd been messing around with primitive dubbing and drumming household objects with knitting needles since age 12, but it really started in 1988 at 16, when I cleaned out my junior bank account to buy a second hand four-track cassette recorder.

My very first project on it was a mix (or 'medley' if you're over 50) of sci-fi themes. Stand by for kitch.



Oh yes, I wasn't Kapitano back then. I'd tried being Pinc Noyz, but settled on 3.14 - on the grounds that it sounded computery and slighly gnomic, but instantly recognisable.

Except no one recognised it. Sigh.



"Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done."

- George Bernard Shaw




"What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering."

- George Bernard Shaw




"My way of joking is to tell the truth. Its the funniest joke in the world."

- George Bernard Shaw




"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."

- George Bernard Shaw




"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who havn't and don't."

- George Bernard Shaw




"Comment is free, but facts are sacred."

- CP Scott




"I hate victims who respect their executioners."

- Jean-Paul Sartre


Six, Minus Seven



Some useful free software.

Some programs are bigger than your screen. They've got large, complex, multiple windows, and you don't have enough pixels on your screen to display them all at the same time.

One solution is to have tabs, or some other way to quickly flip between them. Another is to enable the user to cut down the display to only those modules or windows which they use a lot - calling up the others when necessary.

Or you could get a second display screen to sit on your desk next to your main one, displaying different windows of the same program. Or you could just get a really big screen - which if you're using a laptop, does rather defeat the point of having a laptop.

If you're running Windows XP with an ATI video card, you can set up your physical screen as a scrollable 'viewport', showing part of a larger, virtual screen. You pan-and-scan around the larger screen with the mouse.

You can right click on the desktop, go to Settings > Advanced > Monitor, uncheck the 'Hide modes that this monitor cannot display', then find the control panel of your video card, and set up a custom resolution.

My physical screen is 1280x800 pixels, and my custom resolution is 2560x800 - double width, and extremely useful. In fact I couldn't work without it.

Microsoft, being fuckwitted as usual, have disabled this feature on Vista, Windows 7, and 8. So the userbase have come up with ways undo the damage.

The free version of GiMiSpace gives you an endless horizontal ribbon to scroll along. 360 Desktop gives you an extended horizontal space that you can loop around like a carousel. Both work on Windows 7, leaving me with only 199 reasons to stay with XP intead of 200.



A slightly different solution to a slightly different problem is to have several virtual desktops, and switch between them.

One has a browser open streaming golden-shower midget porn, and another shows the accounting program you're supposed to be using. Your boss/parent/partner walks into the room, you click a hotkey, and you look for all the world to have the exact same figures on screen as you did when they walked in an hour before.

Of course, it's the same mouse, pointer, screen, speakers etc on all the desktops, so pressing Space will enter a blank character onto the spreadsheet, but also unpause the video window on the other desktop, complete with moans and 70s funk on the soundtrack.

VirtuaWin lets you have up to ten desktops, and DexPot has a load more features.

If you want a separate desktop running in the background, you'll need a full virtual machine - and I'd recommend VirtualBox.




People are nosey. Label a folder 'Private' or 'Personal - Keep Out', and they'll look in it while your back's turned. Label it 'Misc Backup 1997B', and they might be less tempted.

People are also extremely stupid. Label a folder 'Current Working' or 'Very Important - Do Not Delete', and they'll assume it's okay to delete it. In one place I worked, the IT department was forced to plaster notices on every wall reading "Do not delete any folders marked as 'DO NOT DELETE".

Much better to hide the folders than trust to people's decency or basic intelligence. But most methods of hiding are quite easy to get around. The one I like at the moment is Folder Hidden. It makes folders invisible, lets you set passwords to unhide them, and it'll run from a USB stick.



A screen strewn with windows is a messy thing, with wasted space and confusion. What if you could neatly dock them together, and prevent them drifting offscreen, while aligning them to the edge?

What if you had a tiny little program like AllSnap to do all that for you? Instead of the pointless and annoying feature of fullsizing a window if you move it near the screen edge, and back again when you move it away. Did I mention how much Windows 7 annoys me?



And finally, how often have you switched on your computer at four in the morning...and had your eyes seared with the white harshness of the display? Screens are designed to be seen clearly in a brightly lit office in full daylight - even when all you need or want is a gentle glow.

F.lux is a little Windows program which gradually adjusts the colours of your screen to match the probably ambient natural light.

 Six good ideas which in any sane world would come as standard in any operating system.



"There is only one thing worse than one-party autocracy, and that is one-party democracy."

- Thomas Friedman