tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post3476635918358545132..comments2024-02-10T08:21:19.099+00:00Comments on Kapitano: Help and SupportKapitanohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-74066246803419912442009-11-21T10:22:35.230+00:002009-11-21T10:22:35.230+00:00I must be doing something right. My humble blog is...I must be doing something right. My humble blog is getting sarcastic emails from anonymous people.<br /><br />By the way, you left out an apostrophe.<br /><br />And you seem to think an accurate but nonrelevant criticism of my home town is a criticism of me. If you judge by such criteria, perhaps you shouldn't use AOL.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-11384122312422943122009-11-21T09:51:15.619+00:002009-11-21T09:51:15.619+00:00Portsmouth huh? You represent such a high proporti...Portsmouth huh? You represent such a high proportion of Englands top level achievers. Let me make a list of all those people from Portsmouth to have reached the dizzy heights!<br /><br />Sorry. I seem to have drawn a blank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-87187680555591323932009-11-19T12:03:18.010+00:002009-11-19T12:03:18.010+00:00@IVD: * presses #S *
That's the one everyone ...@IVD: <i>* presses #S *</i><br /><br />That's the one everyone secretly wants.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-28120683616926177652009-11-19T10:28:39.774+00:002009-11-19T10:28:39.774+00:00* presses #S *
I don't need to press #U becau...* presses #S *<br /><br />I don't need to press #U because I *know* that my computer is possessed.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-40607478619580074712009-11-18T02:44:17.869+00:002009-11-18T02:44:17.869+00:00@MJ: Heh. I once fixed a teacher's computer by...@MJ: Heh. I once fixed a teacher's computer by telling him to turn it off and on again.<br /><br />Unfortunately, he was teaching me computing at the time :-S.<br /><br /><br /><br />@Eroswings: You can't get espaƱol till you find the button to put a tilde ovet the N :-).<br /><br />As for the Fat Cheque Girl (as opposed to the Hat Check Girl), tell her it costs a big fat cheque to send email to Bill Gates, 'cos he owns the internet.<br /><br />How else can he make money? Everyone's using pirated copies of Windows!Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-69554023625693123012009-11-17T07:27:26.537+00:002009-11-17T07:27:26.537+00:00Which button do I press for Spanish?
And my frien...Which button do I press for Spanish?<br /><br />And my friend wants to know when Bill Gates will send her that fat check for forwarding that email that said she'll get a fat check from Bill Gates, just for forwarding said email.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-4363139364133379732009-11-17T06:17:26.067+00:002009-11-17T06:17:26.067+00:00I'm the eejit who doesn't think to try reb...I'm the eejit who doesn't think to try rebooting first.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-25064933940326383792009-11-17T02:59:54.829+00:002009-11-17T02:59:54.829+00:00@Anonymous Female: What do I press if I just want ...@Anonymous Female: <i>What do I press if I just want to annoy you without having to pretend I know anything about computers... or indeed anything else? :-)</i><br /><br />Oh there are <i>so</i> many ways :-).<br /><br />Tell me how much you enjoyed Sarah Palin's book, Say you enjoyed "The Twin Dilemma" more than "The Robots of Death", quote an entire Monty Python sketch, reveal that you've got two secret extra boyfriends and you keep them all satisfied all the time, lose weight when I'm gaining it, correct me on a grammar point, become a millionaire gangsta rapper...<br /><br /><br />@David: <i>Good grief. Your phone pads must be HUGE!</i><br /><br />Oh they've got to be - they double as knee pads. Can never have enough knee pads ;-).Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-13536039314725710432009-11-17T02:42:17.588+00:002009-11-17T02:42:17.588+00:00Good grief. Your phone pads must be HUGE!Good grief. Your phone pads must be <i>HUGE</i>!Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00127042364846361909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7805716.post-78019553377868205242009-11-17T02:35:29.603+00:002009-11-17T02:35:29.603+00:00What do I press if I just want to annoy you withou...What do I press if I just want to annoy you without having to pretend I know anything about computers... or indeed anything else? :-)Anonymous Femalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10346414059986539035noreply@blogger.com