"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas."
- Charles F Brannan
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world."
- Arthur Schopenhauer
"Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who has a low opinion of himself."
- Anthony Trollope
"Obedience simulates subordination as fear of the police simulates honesty."
- George Bernard Shaw