"Never cut what you can untie."
- Joseph Joubert
"Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better."
- Ricky Gervais
"If you are the smartest person at where you work - quit."
- Paul Tyma
"There is no sinner like a young saint."
- Aphra Behn
"If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you."
- Oscar Wilde