"I've never been asked to be a juror - I must be on a list somewhere of Undesirable People.
I'd like to be asked, just so I can decline with completely uncalled for rudeness and get put on the list of Undesirable People."
- Me, on Eroswing's blog, four days ago.
They want me for jury service. A official pink letter dropped through the door informing me of the fact.
In one paragraph they assure me it's my civil duty and very important. In the next they threaten to fine me GBP1000 if I don't respond.
So, does anyone have any ideas for how I can tell them to go fuck themselves?